Here's a photo of me on my way to Skybar on a typical date night.

As a bachelor myself, I once had the Mystery Method recommended to me by my friend, Fabien while he was visiting me from Quebec. Unfortunately, Fabien speaks with a rather heavy French-Canadian accent and I mistakenly thought he said the Mystère Method. Naturally, I assumed that he was referring to the popular Cirque du Soleil show: Mystère which was playing at the Treasure Island Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

So I spent the next six months practicing such skills as arial puppetry, ladder juggling, and unicycle contortion in the hopes of impressing the ladies. I was so committed to the Myst�re Method that I even replaced my entire wardrobe with spandex, which I wore to all of the hippest singles bars in town.

I definitely got a lot of attention from women... But then I began to suspect something was awry, when I noticed that the only propositions that I was getting were to come and perform at their niece or nephew's birthday party.

So, I'm afraid I've never actually had any experience with the actual teachings of the famous pick up artist known as Mystery. However, my friend Fabian uses the Mystery Method all the time... Did I mention that Fabian is a total douchebag?